What Says “Sign Up For Stupid Government Crap” More than a Richard Simmons Dance Off?

I can’t believe this bullshit. The fucking lame ass morons in the HHS are so ridiculous that they hired a washed-up piece of shit to hock their broken-ass insurance fraud and they made you pay for this gay ass shit. OBAMACARE MAKES ME SICK! Warning: this video is intended for only the least mature, brainless fuckups in the world. If you’re not an immature, brainless fuckup, you may want to throw up after watching what your government is paying for in order to get you to pay for their broken piece of shit health scare system.

This bullshit is such bullshit. You people need to wake up.


Social Farter

This is friggin hilarious and shows just how messed up smokers are. I’ve asked several monkey-brain asswipes who ask if it’s okay if they smoke if it’s okay if I fart in their fat face. This is an epic video presentation of that rhetorical question.

You Want to Know why Mexico is So Messed Up?

I just left Walmart an hour ago with my bulk cereal and motor oil and as I was walking back to my car, I saw a few people standing around it. The view was obscured because there was an SUV in front of it. The people left before I got to my car, but when I looked at it, I noticed my back wheel was wet and a stream of yellow fluid running into the parking lot from my tire.

Some asshat mother just let her kid pee on my tire. There were restrooms all over the fucking place (most notably in Walmart from where the family had no doubt just come.

I ran after her and said, “Excuse me, excuse me!”

When she turned around I told her that was my car that your boy just pissed on and that was not acceptable behavior. She turned to her daughter for a translation because she couldn’t speak English or understand my reprimand. This isn’t fucking Mexico, lady. You can’t just piss on someone’s car anymore.

You want to know what’s wrong with Mexico? It’s the outrageous lack of property rights.

I was walking behind some other immigrants last year and one of them opened up some real unhealthy snack and just threw the wrapper on the sidewalk and just walked on. Have some respect motherfuckers!

Typical street in Mexico:

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This littering and pissing on others’ cars may seem like a minor problem. But it’s the root of all problems. When you don’t respect others’ property, that leads to socialism and the political mess they have down there. It leads to indiscriminate crime and corruption. It’s why they can’t have nice things.

Now, I’m not anti-immigrant. You can come here all you want, speak your language, whatever. Just respect my property rights you sick bastards. Or I will go loco and fuck your vato ass up.

Annoying-Ass Back-Up Beeping Sounds Suck

Who the fuck came up with back-up beeping sounds? Whoever the sadistic motherfucker was, he did his part to make city life absolutely unbearable. And if you happen to live next to a construction site. Fugghedaboutit. You will be driven absolutely crazy by the incessant high pitched bullshit.

Hammering? I’m fine with that. Sawing? Less so. But at least those noises actually produce some good.

The thing is that back-up beeping sounds do absolutely no good. Who the fuck does it save from being run over? People half a mile away in a house not even close to construction site? No. I’m pretty good just chilling here in my house. Why do I need to hear your fucking noises? Does it help people on the construction site? I guess if you’re hammering something faced the opposite way from the truck and you have headphones on listening to Some godawful metal music, it would help you. But if you’re doing that, you’re an asshole and should be fired.

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Oh but what if a kid is behind your drunk ass when you back up? Well if the kid is blind, then that might be a problem, but if not, I think the rapidly advancing ass of your SUV is a good enough indication that the kid should get the fuck out of the way without an annoying beep.

You know who it really helps is the driver. It’s like a siren to get people out of your way so that you don’t have to check to make sure you’re not going to run anyone over. It’s like a really annoying narcissist yelling as he comes into a party. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!!! Fuck you. Look at me and don’t run me over. And do it without your annoying-ass beep.

Miley Sinks Faster than the Titanic

I hate helping to publicize such a public self-destruction but this is too good. After Miley Cyrus’s pornography on the MTV VMA Awards show, it’s clear where she got her inspiration:


hilarious: Achy Breaky Fart


Miley Cyrus Goes Full On Prostitute

In her new music video, the daughter (yes, she’s someone’s daughter) of Billy Ray Cyrus turns into a complete prostitute. Twerking and fingering things with abandon. “It’s our party we can do what we want to.” This is a perfect example of freedom without responsibility. It’s what the United States has become and perfectly mirrors Rome before the fall. Have fun (if that’s what you call it) skank, it’s going to be a rough road ahead.

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Why are people celebrating?

Why are people celebrating the capture of a terrorist when it’s clear he’s just a patsy?


We’ll see if the second suspect lives long enough to speak.

This is from Natural News, a very good site keeping track of the events in Boston:

The false flag theater of the Boston marathon bombing continues in the mainstream media. So far, government agents have killed one of the “suspects” (i.e. patsies) by running over him with a vehicle.

A manhunt is under way for the second “suspect” who will also likely be found dead. (In every false flag, the first order of business is to kill or drug up the patsies so they can’t testify.)

Here are the latest revelations you need to know about what’s really happening (versus the theatrical fabrications of CNN):

Father Of Boston Suspects: US Security Services Set Up My Sons
The father of the two suspects in the Boston bombing, Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, has told Russian and Western media that he believes his sons have been framed by US intelligence.

People who know Dzhokhar Tsarnaev say it is impossible that he would commit an act of terror
A user named “Trippin No L’ 4/20” who claims to know Tsarnaev said he was shocked: “I can’t believe this jizz was a cool cat at my crib daily…”

Boston under militarized martial law (PHOTOS)
An Infowars.com reader sent in the photo below — militarized cops looking for a lone suspect in Boston. By the look of it, you’d think these cops are about to engage in a pitched battle with a heavily militarized foe, not some 20-something supposed terrorist who allegedly exploded a home-made black powder bomb.

Media Flips “Confirmed” Boston Suspect From Sunil Tripathi To Dzhokar Tsarnaev
It seems the media cannot stick with a suspect, pinning the Russian native and follower of Islam as the new ‘confirmed suspect’ hours after claiming that Boston Police had detailed the missing Sunil Tripathi as the suspect to CBS news.

David Koresh’s Revenge: Waco and 20 Years of State Terror
The state claims to stand against terrorism, but killing people is its stock in trade. Slaughters come in various forms, almost all of which feed the health of the state. The state conducts much killing outright. The state officially poses against other killing, while nevertheless encouraging it through its own violence. Even the killing that the state has no hand in serves as a pretext for the state to grow.

Facebook Blocks Infowars Post on Suspicious Men Wearing Backpacks
For some reason, the folks at Facebook are blocking an Infowars post pointing out several suspicious people wearing large black backpacks, that some have identified as members of the group Craft International, hovering within feet of the Boston Marathon bombing.

This is the biggest part of the cover-up: the presence of 10 or more “The Craft” Operatives at the bombing, all wearing combat boots and black backpacks. The media is currently engaged in a total media blackout of the evidentiary photos that are now being widely circulated.