You know how when assholes get elected as president every once in a while, some people threaten to leave the country and move to some frozen-ass country with hot blonds or something? Well something similar happen last week when an asshole got reelected except instead of moving to another country, these folks want to start a new one. That’s right- they’re sick of idiots deciding presidential elections, but they’re not going to move–they’re going to make your dumb ass move.
As a result of Tuesday’s election, Americans in 15 states have filed petitions to secede from the United States, Regina Conley reported at …
Red Alert Politics on Saturday.
So far, she says, residents in Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Colorado, New Jersey and ten other states, have filed petitions at the White House petition site requesting secession. A petition for New York to secede was file by “C R” of Grand Forks, North Dakota on Saturday.
Examiner’s Sheila Carroll says those other states include Montana, North Dakota, Indiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Oregon.
On November 7, the day after the election, “Michael E” from Slidell, Louisiana, filed a petition at the White House “We the People” site, requesting that Louisiana be allowed to secede.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation,” the petition reads, quoting the Declaration of Independence.
As of this writing, the petition has 8.162 signatures and needs 16,838 to reach a goal of 25,000.
On Friday, a Texas resident created a petition to secede in order to protect the standard of living Texans now enjoy.
“The US continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending. The citizens of the US suffer from blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc. Given that the state of Texas maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world, it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect its citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government,” the petition reads.
As of this writing, that petition had 5,289 signatures.
The Oregon petition, started Saturday by “Kristopher W” of Tillamook, Oregon, wants the state to remain an ally of the United States and possibly vote to rejoin the Union once “the citizens of Oregon felt the Federal Government was no longer imposing” what it calls a tyrannical government that cares nothing about the future of Oregon’s children.”
Petitions on the White House site have 30 days to reach a threshold of 25,000 signatures.
“While these petitions serve more to make a point than to present a serious proposition, they are a physical symbol of the deep resentment for the direction in which the United States is moving under the Obama administration,” Conley added.
2 Texas https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-texas-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/BmdWCP8B
3 North carolina
4 florida https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-florida-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/D87Rv7yJ
12 Missouri https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-missouri-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/Vd92R3YG
13 New Jersey https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-new-jersey-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/RYvjgdDT
14 New York https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-new-york-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/RSBkpCf9
15 Oregon https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/allow-oregon-vote-and-leave-union-peacefully-and-remain-ally-nation/X3kWX8kF
16 north dakota https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-north-dakota-withdraw-usa-and-create-its-own-new-government/lqPGbvVl
17 South Carolina https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-sc-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/KL6qrls8
18 Ohio https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-ohio-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/csqrXCxG?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl