Airplane Passengers Suck

Will you fucking inconsiderate jackasses just stay home? No one wants to hear your sick ass coughing and they sure as hell don’t want to hear you coughing all the way from New York to Los Angeles. Fuck you uncivilized louse.

Put a cork in it. you don’t have to cough as if you’re expelling the devil himself from your lungs every time you get a little tickle. We don’t want to hear it.

And I’m the asshole who gets security called when I rap your neck with those $5 headphone wires like a tourniquet to get you to stop breathing? You started it vile sack of shit. You live amongst OTHER PEOPLE. Act like it!


One response to “Airplane Passengers Suck

  1. LOL…you’re so right! Sick people with contagious respiratory diseases shouldn’t even go on planes. Especially with things like active pneumonia or TB – which might be the reason why the passenger is coughing so badly.

    Besides that, if the passenger has infected sinuses and ear blockage, being on the plane will only make it worse.

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