Okay, so some smokers try to be considerate and move thirty feet away from the crowd when they light up their shit sticks. But just because they’re considerate doesn’t make them any smarter. I was at a public park watching a play the other day and some dickheads think “what better time to inhale evil fumes with nicotine?” so they walk thirty feet away and light up. Little to they realize but their shit clouds of exhaust travel and in this case, those clouds traveled downwind to everyone they just walked away from. They probably would have annoyed fewer people if they had just stayed where they were in the first place.
Smokers: I appreciate your trying to be considerate, but do us a fucking favor, try to observe where your clouds of death are going. You could avoid annoying hundreds of people if you just pulled your thumb out of your ass and checked which way the wind was blowing.
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