Boehner is a fake-tan god of ruin

I knew he was a piece of shit when he rubber-stamped every big-government idea that W. had when the Republicans were the minority in the house (including the prescription drug bill and TARP). But now that the Republicans are the majority party, this douchebag is doing something even more douchey.

boehner

what me?

Yes, you Boehner. You’re acting like the Democrats are in control still and you’re being A PUSSY with the budget. You’re in power because enough reasonable people in America got out the vote for Tea Party candidates that were going to say enough’s enough—there was too much spending in Washington. Now, you want to look like you agree with those reasonable people by cutting $33 billion from the federal budget.

Excuse me whilst I laugh at your fake-tanned ass. cutting $33b out of a budget with a $1.5 Trillion deficit is like scooping a thimble out of the Pacific Ocean. Give me a fucking break. $33 billion may have been a big deal before the Bush/Obama era, but now that the budget is over $3 trillion, it’s nothing.

We don’t want you to compromise on such gay little tow-digit billions. We want three-digit cuts more in line with what Rand Paul offered ($500 billion in cuts).

Congress is spending WAY TOO MUCH OF OUR FUCKING MONEY AND IT NEEDS TO STOP.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s