This just in: Obama is NOT the Messiah!

What’s wrong- the economy hasn’t rocketed back immediately since the inauguration?!

I don’t get it it. With all the hoopla and celebration (and Obama’s claims that he was going to personally give jobs to people and fix the economy), I thought everything was going to be hunkydory right when Obama was inaugurated. Hmmmm… didn’t happen. And it looks like stock traders didn’t really take well to the dawning of a new era either:

Market Chart

Time axis.

Guess, he’s not the Messiah after all. So much for Oprah’s BS, “He’s the one”!

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3 responses to “This just in: Obama is NOT the Messiah!

  1. Oh well, I guess we’ll all have to wait until the second coming of Jesus at the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012. 😛

  2. You think that I don’t know that?

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