By nature, smokers suck. They suck a fad wad of rolled up burning skid marks in a piece of paper (good thing there’s a filter!) However, smokers sucking goes beyond the obvious physical act of puckering their lips around a little tobacco penis.
Smokers suck because, in their ulta-moral position to “do what they want” are forcing others to do what they DON’T want, namely inhaling their evil fumes.
Smokers suck because they pollute—ever look down on a public street? It’s littered with smokers’ unconscious waste.
Smokers suck because they are a drag on a welfare state that pays for their unhealthy habit. I don’t smoke, yet I have to pay for each and every smoker’s emphysema and lung cancer.
Smokers suck because they waste time at the workplace. Do I get a 5 minute break every 10 minutes to go kill myself slowly outside?
Smokers suck because they contribute to companies that do nothing for society except pull people down with their addictive but ‘cool’ habit that turns teeth yellow and lungs black.
Here’s to you smokers- you SUCK!
This guy sucks: