Change? My ASS!

This image pretty much sums up what I’m sure a lot of Obama voters are feeling. They voted for change and what they got (no surprise here) was just more of the same old bullshit. Here’s my dedication to that triumph of status quo:

Bob is awesome

Joe the Heckler

A lot of people are outraged by the “Joe the Heckler” outburst at Wednesday’s Joint Session sit down oBBama had. The president’s goal was to dispell all the lies about the health care bill drifting around out there. But what has gotten the most attention is Representative Joe Wilson’s dispelling of the president. When oBBama mentioned that the Dem’s health care bill would not cover illegal imigrants, Wilson yelled, “You Lie!”

Some say that the outburst was uncalled for, some say it was embarrassing, and others want Joe Wilson’s head.

But all the hubub is a joke. Why can others clap and he can’t heckle? Why can the president receive only positive reinforcement? Why the double standard about being vocal in the Joint session?

I’m all for the heckler. Heckle everyone. Of course, you need to let oBBama present his lies before you call him a liar, but Wilson did that. oBBama spoke for most of the presentation. He was aloud to present his lies quite thoroughly before Wilson heckled.

Hopefully this is a trend and more congressmen will become vocal critics during nationally televised propaganda. Then, maybe the US congress will morph into something much more substantive and entertaining, like the British Parliament:

Mr. Lif speakin truth on big government

Obama’s American! But, he’s a hermaphrodite

After reading a very interesting and compelling post bringing Obama’s citizenship into questions, I decided to look into this subject myself. After arduous research, I was able to uncover the REAL birth cirtificate of Barack Obama and it’s shocking!!!! Evidently, Obama is American, as it clearly states on the birth cirtificate, but he’s also a hermaphrodite. AND, it turns out that his parents were clairvoyant because they nicknamed him “the one” at birth! This is truly amazing stuff.See for yourself, this should dispell any rumors that Barack Obama was born outside the U.S.

PETA finally getting a clue

After years of getting hot women to go naked to protest fur (below) with the threat that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur,” PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally come to its senses. You see, we want to see hot women going naked to protest fur, but if everyone stopped wearing fur, then we would have fewer hot women protesting it by going naked—something we don’t want. So, recently, PETA hired a bunch of ugly chicks to go naked with the same threat. Now, this makes sense—we don’t want to see these ugly chicks, so we’ll stop buying your precious little rat tail coats and we’ll leae your beloved marmet alone, but please stop don’t make me look at the ugly chicks going naked!!! For the love of God, keep your ugly-ass tattooed bodies covered up! Put a damn moo moo on, I don’t care, just put something on!

Here’s the PETA threat making sense:

The wrong message:

More bad ideas from PETA:

Susan Roesgen gets “roughed up”

This journalist is so busted she makes Janet Cooke look good. How’s this for “family viewing”—a journalist interrupting her interviewee and pointing a finger yelling propaganda about how everyone is getting all this money (presumably for free). Well, Susan, where do you think that money comes from? It comes from taxes (which we pay) or it comes from inflated currency, which those furthest away from the big banks (you and me) end up paying more for. This is a classic example of biased shit you see on network news. Give me a break and go fuck yourself Susan Roesgen!

Baggies! Halirious

WTF, Wednesday?

WTF, Wednesday?

You act like a little old regular two-syllable day like “oh, it’s just Wenzday,” and you think no one fucking notices. But you’re really three syllables. Wed- 1, nes- 2, and day – 3.Don’t even try to act like Monday or Friday, you piece of shit day. You’re not even close. “But Saturday is a three syllable day– but…but…but..” Shut your pie hole, ass day. Saturday deserves the three syllables because it kicks off the weekend and you’re just a regular weekday. DOn’t even try to compare yourself with Saturday.

And by the way, what the fuck is ‘wednes’ any way? Sunday = “sun” day, Monday = “moon” day, I get it. But Wednes-day? What am I supposed to get married or ‘wed’ed on Wednesday? You’re on crack you freakin nasty cus of a day. And don’t try pulling that ‘hump day’ bull shit on me. Yeah, you’re in the middle of the week and it’s all down hill after Wednesday. It’s more like you pull the entire week down hill with your pathetic little pleas for notariety. You whore.

Try to shape up Wedneday, or I’m gonna take you completely out of the week- and don’t think I can’t.

i.e. why government sucks